1、妈妈：Did owning this magazine make you a better person?
妈妈：Did it make you more popular at school?
妈妈：How do you feel about having owned this type of magazine now?
孩子：I feel ashamed.
妈妈：Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?
孩子：I"m sorry women.
2、Mom said the only way I was going to be "Well-rounded" was by trying different things.
3、Dad said if I wanted a bench press, I should keep my fingers crossed for Christmas.
4.Man! I should have known there was a catch when Mom gave me that costume.
5、Like I said, Bryce is the most popular kid in our grade, so that leaves the rest of us guys scrambling for the other spots.
6、Mom is real tight with our principal, so I"ll bet she stepped in and made sure I got put in the Gifted group again.
7、Greg, you"ll be paired up with Fregley.
8、I don"t know what the school is thinking having a wrestling unit.
So I rented a couple of video games to learn some moves. And you know what? After a while, I was really starting to got the hang of it.
9、Mom said if I wanted a weight set, I was going t have to prove that I could stick with an exercise regimen. She said I could do that by doing sit-ups and jumping jacks for two weeks.
10、A school classroom to which a group of pupils of the same grade are required to report each day.
11、Another great perk is that you get to show up ten minutes late for first period.